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The "House Rules" Tee

Solid Black Triblend / XS
$40.00 USD

The "House Rules" Tee

$40.00 USD
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If our "I'm Telling Jesus" shirt is the neighborhood watch, consider this your ultimate home security system. Featuring a vintage-illustrated front porch, this tee lays down the law before anyone even knocks: This Residence is Protected, and the Devil is Not Welcome Here. Whether you're guarding your peace, your space, or just keeping the nonsense at bay, this shirt makes the house rules crystal clear.

The Details:

Classic Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric built for everyday wear.

Vintage Aesthetic: Distressed, retro-style graphic for a timeless look.

The HANGER Collection: Premium, custom-designed apparel exclusively from Unknown Forty-Nine.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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